A Whimsical View

Another approach to Comparative Religions is to laugh about it. For example:

Religion One Way of Looking at It

Taoism Shit Happens.

Confucianism Confucius say, "Shit Happens"

Buddhism If shit happens, it isn't really shit.

Moonies Only happy shit really happens.

Zen Buddhism What is the sound of shit happening?

Hinduism This shit has happened before.

Mormonism This shit will happen again.

Islam If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.

Shiite Islam Shiite happens.

Judaism Why does shit always happen to us?

Catholicism If shit happens, you deserved it.

Calvinism Shit happens because you didn't work hard enough

Protestantism Let shit happen to someone else.

Fundamentalism We will no longer allow shit to happen

Jehovah Witness Let us come in and we'll tell why shit happens.

Scientologist Feces occur.

Stoicism This shit is good for me.

Hedonism There's nothing like good shit happening.

Zoroastrianism Shit happens half the time.

Paganism Shit happens to make the flowers grow.

Rastafarianism Let's smoke this shit.

Agnosticism Shit might or might not happen.

Existentialism What is this shit, anyway?

Atheism I don't believe this shit!

Comparative Religions Chronicles of Earth

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