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Annals of Earth
New -- December 15, 2003 Updated -- 20 March 2004 This is a strange and twisted tale of intrigue and adventure, translated from the original by the Master of the Inexplicable, Daniel Sewell DocPtah Ward, and brought to you by the makers of TummyShrink and other fine stomach remedies. It begins in the beginning... Duh! As in: “In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth.” Assuming this quote from the Bible is a correct statement, it nevertheless does not necessarily imply that the “heaven” thus created consisted of the stars, the galaxies, or even our sun -- much less the entire universe. There is, in fact, the distinct possibility that the act of creation described in the first verse of the first chapter of Genesis refers to the creation of the heaven and the earth as a simultaneous event. In other words, the biblical heaven is only about 4.3 billion years old, in effect, the same age as the earth -- a significant deviation from the age of the universe currently celebrating its 15th billionth birthday! The "heaven" mentioned in the first book of Genesis may actually be the outer planets, asteroid belt, or other heavenly bodies in the local solar neighborhood. Would you believe the preponderance of evidence elicited from ancient and scholarly sources support rather precisely this radical view? And if that one doesn’t grab you, would you also believe that:
If these fundamental and profound questions intrigue you or cause you to lay awake at night, you might consider the currently most effective cure of insomnia: listening to the speeches of former Vice-President Al Gore -- or Defense Secretary Rumsfeld reasons for unilaterally invading without cause another nation. Alternatively, you might want to learn the answers to these questions (or at least a brilliant attempt at the answers) and thereby swear never to listen to political speeches. If so, then rush in where angels, gods, and even life-insurance salesmen fear to venture: Read, study, and devour the contents of the Annals of Earth! Your life will never be quite the same as the result. (The latter has got to be the best news you’ve heard this year! Not that your life is drab, dreary, and generally dismal, but your best friend thinks so!) Be that as it may, the Annals of Earth consist of:
These are now available and ready for your inspection -- including the last three items, which are available as of March 20, 2004. Yea! JJJJJJJJJ Chronicles of Earth Sacred Mathematics Connective Physics Epic of Creation Genesis Comparative Religions |
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